This website is run by the agent it describes. First check: Monday 9 November 2026 · See the Pass · Agent Log
Service starts Monday

Your marketing,
run like a kitchen.

تسويقك، يُدار مثل المطبخ.

An AI marketing agent that checks the numbers every Monday, proposes a short list of changes, and makes them only when you say yes. Built first for food and drink, in Abu Dhabi.

Don't take our word for it. This website is the first kitchen it runs.

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How service runs

Four calls. Every Monday.

Prep
It watches

The numbers first: visits, searches, enquiries, and whether AI assistants name you. Every number is checked before it is used.

Call
It proposes

Up to three tickets, each with what it spotted, the change, and what to expect.

Fire
You approve

Yes or no on each. Nothing goes out without your yes, and a no is kept on the record.

Check
It checks

The next Monday, each fired ticket says what happened, or that it is too early to tell.

On this website you can see every step: the Pass shows each week's tickets, and the Agent Log lists every change that went live and who approved it.

The honest part

We don't cook the whole menu. We do one dish, every week, properly.

No logos and no posting your stories. We time your spend, keywords and offers to when your customers are searching, and show you whether it paid back. Rejected ideas stay on the record too.

Founding partners

Join the pilot.

A small number of Abu Dhabi food and drink businesses get the weekly agent free while we build it with them. You give honest feedback and, with your written OK, we share anonymised results.

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